Bruce Wayne works hard to convince Gotham that he’s a lazy, entitled philanderer who has completely lost touch with the problems and suffering of the real world. He does all this, of course, to protect his alter ego. But the good news is that you can be all of those things as well without the hard work of batmanning in your spare time. Who would accept all the mortal danger and violent brooding in the rain when you can just celebrate the upsides? So wear the t-shirt, let Batman keep his goddamn bulletproof chest plate.