Cracked has always subsisted on a generous diet of science, film, television, music, video games and broadcast sports. In fact, if pop culture was a feeder we would be its immobile lover, willingly plumped with an endless stream of inconsequential knowledge. But it has its benefits. We’ve retained everything. We can deconstruct everything. Every show, every movie every song lives in our cells now, like a part of our DNA. And as a symbol of our cultural gorging, we offer this shirt. With any luck, you are as fat with knowledge as we are, figuratively of course.