Florida: Where America Goes to Die

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Like the elephant graveyard of the United States, it seems American’s instinctually know they’re supposed to wander as far south as possible before dying. But aside from the staggering elderly population of the state, it’s also full of all kinds of other mortal terrors. Alligators, snakes, spiders and sharks make Florida a sort of abbreviated Australia. But rather than fear it, we’re proud to host Death’s favorite vacation spot in North America, damnit.


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