In the pantheon of art, one work stands above the rest as a celebration of the divine (painting) and the lowbrow (animals sinning). That work is Dogs Playing Poker, a piece originally designed to sell cigars. And just like smoking’s become a sign you’re a movie character or someone who likes standing outside in bad weather, that painting’s become an icon of “art”. Our mashup inserts the fine-yet-pulpy fun of the greatest animated deities ever drawn/described. And don’t bother trying to figure out who’s winning, because with this game WE ALL WIN and then Tetsuo absorbs all the money or something.