Other than that one time an Alternate Soren took over an ‘After Hours’ episode, us Cracked folks are generally a singular entity in this universe. And we’re guessing you are too. Which is why it’s so fun to celebrate the Tesla-duplicated magicians and mushroom-powered plumbers of popular culture. They repopulate themselves again and again, across screens and bigger screens, to go on adventures we could only dream of. Think of this shirt as your wardrobe’s bonus level, where you’re swimming in coins and fun and (hopefully) the Mario receiving the applause.