Obvious Explosion Hazard

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About Obvious Explosion Hazard

Attention Stormtroopers, during your time here we want you to feel completely at home, but please remember that the signs and placards throughout the Death Star are for your safety as well as the safety of your fellow nameless blaster targets. By staying alert and adhering to all postings, you can celebrate a long and illustrious career* on the only ship that is 99% indestructible.

*Median average of illustrious career: 2 weeks.

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