War is hell. And if you’re a Koopa Paratroopa, you’re watching some Apocalypse Now type carnage from your winged vantage point. But when you see the enemy strip off your fallen comrade’s shell and use it as a weapon, you don’t flee. You keep flying, in the face of head-stomping and fireballs and curiously brutal Italian plumbers. So wear this shirt bravely, and you’re sure to meet your fellow troopas in this world, or the next world, or maybe even the bonus stage.