Serene Tatooine

$25.00 USD

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Come!  See the sites!  Experience the thrill of moisture farming on a planet beyond the reach of the Galactic Empire!  This binary star system ensures that the entire planet of Tatooine feels like a sun-soaked beach but without the hassles of actual water.  CDC recommends womp rat vaccinations and Mandalorian armor for incidental Sarlacc ingestion (extended universe travel only).

About The Artist

When Chris isn't reading Cracked, he enjoys many other pursuits that challenge his ability as a craftsman.  He is currently building a seven string guitar and hopes to employ his metal casting and electronics skills along with thirty years of woodworking experience to create a truly unique and enjoyable instrument.

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