Some bands launch themselves to stratospheric fame with an album, or an epic tour. In Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes’ case, it only took one unforgettable song on that night some drunk got his hand cut off. Show everyone you know your way around a wretched hive of scum and villainy as well as any kloo horn fan with this shirt. Put it on and it’ll feel like it’s a magical American evening in 1977 all over again. Only this time, you’ve got the Internet at your fingertips to prove why Zeppelin is better than The Who, and why FD&MN will always be superior to the Max Rebo Band.