You Have Always Been the Caretaker Here

$25.00 USD

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About You Have Always Been the Caretaker Here

Look, if a supernatural hotel tries to make you murder your family and collect your soul as the permanent caretaker, you're going to want a shirt on your back you're comfortable wearing for eternity. This soft, breathable, 100% cotton shirt allows you to swing an ax with comfort and washes well, even after accidental makeout sessions with bloated corpses. We don't, however, recommend wearing it alone without a jacket when walking a hedge maze in the middle of winter.


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